Way too serious today. Uncharacteristically deep and profound. Nick also talks about peeing somewhere unconventional, so it does balance out.

Bits from today as well:
Mexican aliens revealed.
VMAs wrap up.
New dating term - 'phubbing'.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: The Way Too Profound and Deep Edition

We delve into Nick's past, the past that somehow saw him get this job. Em is surprised by a hobby of Nick's, and the surprises don't stop coming.

Best bits from today as well:
Jessica Mauboy.
Frankie McNair.
Nick isn't ready for the half-marathon.
Crocs galore.
The least trusted jobs in Australia.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Bad Demos and Secret Hobbies

Nick praises the sales tactics of a charity worker, and Em makes it very clear that she doesn't own expensive activewear.

Best bits from today as well:
Grindr license plates.
GV man runs way more than anyone ever should.
Em has been betrayed.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Charity Balloons and Muscle Mommies

Nick rolls into the studio a little dustier than he left, and Em is crippled by her football team's loss.

Best bits of the show as well:
Osher joins the show ahead of 'The Masked Singer'.
Postcards from Jules.
What is your partners annoying habit.
Em's flirty grandma.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Going Out and Victorian Nurseries

Nick and Em discuss the vicious battle between 'Saturday Nick' and 'Sunday Nick'. Who will win? Nick grades Em on her overall performance to date.

Best bits of the show as well:
Fridayz ticket winner finally announced!
Victoria is under attack..
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
You were vaping where?!

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Sexy States and Fit Vapes

Nick gets travel advice from Em, and we learn that you need to get certified to be putting out the perfect margherita pizza.

Some of this morning's show as well, for you listening pleasure:
Dating roster, and doing the SAME date.
Who's the Best? (Around).
Low level psychic moments.
Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas split.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Italy and Looking Forward

Em reveals something shocking about herself on the pod, something that rocks him to his core..

Less core rocking though, are some of the best bits of the show included in today's pod:
Ray O'Leary joins 'Thank God You're Here'.
Em tries to run.
Rats try to vape.
When did you know you were an adult?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Crystals and Reiki

Em, a lover of reality TV, workshops new TV show ideas with Nick. Nick is full of regret, apparently.
Hotels, motels, and sleepovers.
Em gets gaslit.
Smallest thing you've cried over?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Reality TV and Chicken Wings

Nick and Em catch up on their polar opposite weekends - one of joy, another sorrow, and try to find Nick a new hobby.

Some of today's show as well:
Postcards from Jules.
The Golden Girls 2.0.
What's the worst movie you've seen?
Saddle Club DVD Box set

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Free Time and Yass

Nick and Em debrief before a drunken weekend, either to celebrate or commiserate - time will tell.

Some of the show that you might have missed today (though you better not have missed any of it):
Tommy Little, on his new book.
The most commonly shoplifted item.
Dealbreakers.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Wine Tours and Semi Finals

A star studded line-up for today's podcast. Hot of the announcement of Fridayz Live's line-up, Jo Jo and Fatman Scoop speak with Nick and Jules about what is going to be the show of a lifetime. Ross Noble swings by as well, to berate Nick for pissing in hot tubs.

In today's pod:
Jo Jo
Fatman Scoop
Ross Noble
Isn't that enough for you?! That's tons of big guests! Back off!

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Jo Jo, Fatman Scoop and Ross Noble

Nick and Em dissect Jules' recent Instagram post, and figure out the perfect sized... penis? pig? Either way, Jules will regret posting her Euro snaps.

Here's some of today's show as well:
Can you pee in a hot tub?
Bachelor Cremation.
Nick got caught shoplifting.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Hogs and Piglets

Nick and Em pitch each other their opening lines for dating apps. Nick gets roasted, and Em gets toasted - perhaps unjustly.

Here are some bits of the show you might've missed:
Vic Govt. and taxi regulation.
Em's Grandma gets dressed up.
The worst opening line for a dating app?

Off Air with Nick & Jules - Bank Heists and Future Wives

Nick and Em dispense some unfriendly wisdom, first thing on a Monday morning. Nick makes you move, and Em says ditch your mates.

Plus, some of what you missed this morning:
Jules, live from Italy.
Mysterious plane ticket.
'A Magic' coffee order.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Move Towns and Get New Friends

Nick gets graded on his, tutelage? His oversight? Whatever, Em tells Nick how he has been on the show for her first two weeks.

Some of the show you mighta missed this morning:
Bad rooster.
NZ to join Australia?
What's the weird thing at your grandparent's house?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Report Cards and Card Games

Nick and Em start off with some worldly wisdom, before hijacking the podcast and talking about a TV show. Every yin, has its yang.

Some of this morning's show for your listening pleasure:
Who's The Best?! (Around).
Em crashes the work car.
Long distance relationship contract.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Succession and Affirmations

Is there a level of hotness, that doesn't excuse of boring you are? Th team discuss the fragile link between personality and if you're a 10/10.

Best bits from this morning's show as well:
Lisa Palmer, CEO of Wildlife Victoria.
Nick is getting some weird items suggested to him online..
Em exercises in her sleep.
What have you banned your partner from?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Boring People and Hot People

Nick and Em figure out some weird speech patterns, and Em reveals the setting of her first kiss.

Bits from today's show as well:
The Hundred with Andy Lee.
Nick gets stung by the gym.
Russian space failure.
Sexiest accents, according to Aussies.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Optimus Prime and First Kisses

Jules joins us live from Spain, and showcases her new European voice! Nick has fun at a funeral, and Em has a new fav follow on Instagram.

Bits from today's show, as well:
Putting the 'fun', in funeral.
Shirtless AFL players.
Postcards from Jules.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Shirtless Chaos and Euro Jules

Em is feeling guilty as she takes advantage of local gyms, and Nick visits a bomb site.

Bits from this morning's show, as well:
The OC death, and taking it back.
Nick has found a new insult.
Em stages a health-based intervention.
Em's genetic tendency to tell stories?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Gym Guilt and Oppenheimer

Nick asks Em (the new Jules(her fill in(for now...))) if it's ok for him to flirt with a girl at the gym. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORY, I KNOW THAT GENERALLY IT'S A NO-GO TO DO THAT - Nick. The team also gets philosophical about.. bananas?

Bits from this morning's show as well:
Dr. Karl on National Science Week.
Do you abide by food expiry dates?
Overly 'lovey' waiters.
The Brits leave voicemails ahead of Matildas vs. Lionesses.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Gym Flirting and Bananas

Em is back with Nick today, explaining her adoration for Victorian roads. Nick shows his love for choir music, and the team nearly miss an important meeting.

Bits from Em's second show as well:
Reverse catphishing.
Australia's greatest race returns.
Child influencers can sue their parents.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Weird Roads and Elderly Choirs

Jules' first day away, and Em steps into the hot seat. From wine tours, to concept of happiness, the pod covers more ground than ever before!

Plus, some of Em's first show if you missed it:
French Vampires.
Cost of Cruising.
Award winning pies.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Wine Tours and Introspection

Meet Em, Jules' replacement while she's away in Europe. Jules tells Nick and Em about the unfortunate middle seat she has copped on the plane, and the team discuss if Jules' boyfriend is insane.

Plus, some of what you missed from the show:
Meet Em.
The producer that almost was.
Does Em know enough about Nick?
Jules' packing predicament.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: New Jules and Middle Seats

Nick and Jules put some behind the scenes parts of the show on the agenda, from finding a new producer, to finding a new Jules.

Some of the best bits from this morning as well:
Celia Pacquola ahead of tonight's episode of 'Thank God You're Here'.
The Inspired Unemployed chat about their new TV show.
Jules has found the most ridiculous reason to get divorced.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Business and Agendas

Station wanderer and friend of the show, Rohan, ducks into the studio to say hi, and share why it helps to know some of the local language when travelling.

Bits you might've missed from today:
Victoria's heritage listed toilet.
Lions Gate Portal, and manifesting.
Do you have a 'weird' side job?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Rohan and Saying 'No' in Spanish

Jules is back, and, not quite better than ever. But at least she's back, right?! The team talk Jules' impending Euro trip, Contiki, and get ready for a chat with the boys from 'The Inspired Unemployed'.

Plus, some bits of the show you might have missed:
Jules calls the doctor.
What's the smallest thing you've cried over?
Mel McLaughlin on tonight's Matildas vs. Denmark game.
Jules' anti-theft tote bag.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Jules' Return and Europe

Flip the circuit breaker and call 'A Current Affair', because we're talking about neighbours from hell. Nick and Jules have frogs in their throats as well, but that's not important, they're in fighting form, as ever.

Bits from today that you missed:
Sexy Suburbs of Australia.
Nick apologises on behalf of Cardi B.
Long Distance Relationships.
Weird dog man.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Neighbours From Hell and Coughing

One man on Reddit has published his list of rules for a potential girlfriend, and they are... not great...

Bits of the show you missed as well:
Cardi B hits back.
Jules wants a farm.
Convincing your partner on a purchase.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Girlfriend Rules and Danny Devito

Jules warns against the dangers of getting a BBL, and Nick debates whether or not he should get one. Alphabucks clues, enclosed as well - good luck!

Some of what you missed this morning as well:
Changing your name to Subway?
Nick and the 'Logies Game'.
Getting ready with the boys.
Justin Hill hits the Logies red carpet.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: BBLs and Discount Surgery.

Nick and Jules do a deep dive with Daniel* on the ins and outs of being a flight attendant, a job most of us have been around - but not one that we know much about. From getting hit on my passengers, to saving lives in the air, Daniel pulls back the curtain on the industry.

Some of the best bits from today's show for you:
Identical twins and sharing a husband.
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
Barbie on a date night?
Jules' tips to live longer.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: FLIGHT ATTENDANT SPECIAL

Jules becomes the victim of a TikTok video that attacks her creativity, and Nick fails year 11 literature.

Bits from today's show you might've missed:
Nick's secret car shame.
Penguins predict the winner of tonight's Matildas game.
What did you do to get some attention?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Crocodiles and Birds

Nick and Jules accidentally fall down the most boring rabbit hole of all time, and only barely manage to get out of it. Nick has the shopping list of a serial killer, and Jules is learning to fake her own abduction.

Miss this morning's show? Don't worry, here are the best bits:
Are you the better/worse sibling?
Nick's worst nightmare comes true at the supermarket.
Obama's favourite things.
What kid thing should they make for adults?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Basic B*tch Conversations and Bleach

Nick becomes a marketing genius, and Jules reveals what she couldn't on-air.

Some of today's show as well:
Nick and Jules become career counsellors.
Nick gets roasted at the dry cleaners.
The most lucrative sporting contract of all time?
Jules' Contiki group chat.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Yak Paks and Special Buys

Joined in the studio by lead investigator, for season 2 of 'Hunted', Graeme Simpfendorpher, Jules throws down the challenge of can he uncover anything on her and Nick? Simpf's skills are put to the test, as we see just how easily a pro can find out info on you.

Plus, some of our fav bits from this morning's show:
Career Counselling.
Cadbury Creme Crime.
Washing your pyjamas.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Simpf Uncovers Dirt

Once again caught reminiscing about the legend of 'Chris & Marie', a small chain of nurseries that are now out of business. Plus, the prelude to an interview with Lead Investigator, Graeme 'Simpf' Simpfendorfer - from Season 2 of 'Hunted'.

Some of today's show as well:
Matildas recap.
Cat of the Year.
Jules' customer service experience.
Delivery mix-ups.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Chris and Marie and Europe

Nick and Jules are joined by Annee-Bel, to talk through the stresses of a mystery shopper, and why Nick would deny people dipping sauces.

Some of this morning's show as well (!):
David Basheer, World Cup commentator.
Who's The Best, Around! (Game)
Delivery mix-ups.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Mystery Shoppers and Drive-Thrus

Nick and Jules speak to a caller that couldn't be aired (because he wasn't family friendly), and debate whether or not he was lying. The team also try to get into the mind of a flight attendant, to figure out the hell they must go through.

Bits you missed from today, as well:
Reporter James Lake on the cancellation of the Commonwealth Games.
Secret Hound - We have a winner!
Jules is a bitter Victorian.
The Golden Bachelor.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: The Mile High Club and Singapore Rendezvous

Jules gives us some extra details for a story she told this morning, and the team try to speak as vaguely as possible about some exciting news.

Best bits of this morning's show as well:
Sexist soccer?
What purchase are you hiding from your partner?
Peter picks up at the roller rink?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Strippers and Skating

A familiar voice, and its attached face, is back from the dead.

Plus, some of our fav bits of this morning's show:
Dr. David Craig aka Chief, from Season 2 of 'Hunted'.
Jules and the expensive hairdryer.
Letters from Jules.
What did you do for work experience?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: A Familiar Voice

Nick poses a hypothetical, that Jules barely entertains.. Plus, we finally understand how family crime gangs come to be.

Bits from today, as well, ya cheeky devil:
Nick is cured!
Reward for finding a husband.
Writers strike update.
Do you have a home remedy?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Releasing Prisoners and Family Crime

A departure from the usual inane chat, with Nick giving us the brief history on one of the station's latest covers. Nick and Jules talk musical scams, the importance of sleep, and home remedies.

Some of this morning's show, as well:
Jules' excuse.
Are you still buying school photos?
Nick's home remedy.
Who's the Best Around (Nick's new game).

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Fast Cars and Forgotten Hard Drives

There's a lot of positive Kenergy out there at the moment for the new Barbie movie. Robert Downey Jr, has some weird fav movies of his, and Nick uses too many film references for Jules.

Some of this morning's show as well:
Complaining stops vaping.
Tearless onion testing.
Have you had success manifesting?
King Charles gives relationship advice.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Kenergy and Robert Downey Jr.

The team welcomes Annee to the podcast, their new 'Brand Experience Lead', which is a fancy way of saying she helps with giveaways and events.

In addition, here's a extra serving of the show (a.k.a. some bits from this morning):
Wedding llamas.
Jazz stereotypes.
Tearless onions.
Nick's airport hack.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: New Team Members and Retirement Villages

Nick and Jules venture into the podcast world alone today, with no producer by their side to crunch numbers. Nick met the greatest of Samaritans while on holiday, and the team to with manifesting.

Plus, some bits from their first show back from break:
Nick versus the Australian Children's Choir.
Brushes with celebrity.
Meet the new Bachelors.
Jules' team breaks the drought.
Nick gets stranded in... North Korea?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Good Samaritans and Manifesting

The last podcast before the break, and the last podcast that Producer Matt will be on before he leaves. We talk about being detained at customs, watching airport videos and manifesting houses to avoid homelessness.

Some of the gold you missed as well:
Jules is living in a videogame.
Not Quite The News, Bulletin.
Trevor Long, our tech expert, on getting Taylor Swift tickets.
Travellator incident.
Pick-up lines and their alleged success.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Producer Matt Says Goodbye

Some lady has thrown her mum's ashes at the one and only... P!nk! Nick and Jules are going away for a holiday, and Producer Matt is going away - forever.

Plus, some of the best bits of the show:
The Military Bra.
Nick's resting 'Dick Face'.
Where did you fall asleep?
South Korean age change.
Taylor Swift and the Today Show.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Mum's Ashes and Souvenirs

Big announcement on the pod today, hear it before we announce it on the show.

Not to mention (but also, to mention, a bit), some of the best bits from this morning's show:
Nick and Travis Barker's baby.
Pink and your mum's ashes.
Oui Oui Wednesday.
How much underwear?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: We Lose Our Father Figure

Jules name drops someone she has beef with, and Matt gets away with breaking and entering.

Missed this morning's show? Well here's the gold, babbbbyyyyyy:
Best date nights.
Too pretty to rob.
Playschool controversy.
Handbag bingo.
Grandma's funeral.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Childhood Enemies and Distant Friends

The team have a look at this month's edition of 'Total Girl' magazine, speak on the tradition of finding naughty pictures in the woods, and Nick talks about his "little spoon".

Some of what you missed from the show as well:
Nick becomes a sugar baby?
Letters from Jules.
DogFL.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Total Girl and the Sealed Section

Nick and Jules dwell on the impending doom in the Atlantic Ocean, and question why you would go in that sub to begin with. Jules' mate can't use tech, and the team prep for a big interview.

Plus, what you missed today:
Condoms for your mate.
The Boring Quiz.
Not Quite The News, Bulletin.
Jules' toilet buddy.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Millennials and Submarines

Jules shows that she comes from wealth, telling us about her password locked journal from back in the day, and Nick overshares again.

Some of what you missed as well, you know, if you're into that kind of stuff:
Should 16 year olds be allowed to vote?
Where are you? (Submarine and Blink-182).
How to wash your jeans feat. Nick's dad, Gerard.
Winter forcing people to quit smoking.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Boobs in the Wild and Tween Privacy

Nick hits the team with more hypotheticals, taking the team back in time in the process. Jules wants to meet her mum, and Nick is happy to stay away from his dad.

PLUS - some of what you missed from today's show:
Oui Oui Wednesdays.
Asbestos Crystals.
RIP Fantales.
How did you wreck your phone?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Living in the 60s and The Dragon's Den.

Matt rudely leaves the podcast midway, leaving Nick and Jules to talk about... washing, I guess?

Some of what you missed on the show:
Hugh Hefner's son.
Under pressure checkout boy.
Wide World of Weird.
Handbag Bingo.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Beanies and Football.

What would you do for a million dollars? Get sporty? Eat a door? How much do you want that cash? The gang finds out how far they'd each go.

Not to mention, here's some stuff you missed from this morning's show:
Elegance coaching.
The side hustle that costs an arm and a leg.
Letters from Jules.
Coach Peter.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Squid Games and Hypotheticals

Tired after a long week of 'Tram'd Up Comedy', the team try to diagnose Nick's sleeping problems, and whether or not it's weird that he sleeps as still as a statue.

Some of what you missed as well, by the way - take a listen, or don't, whatever, we don't even, like, care thaaaaaaaat much:
National Holiday thanks to the Matildas.
Weird sleepers.
Netflix restaurant.
What's your school bell?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Lack of Sleep and Magic Tricks

He did it!
Last night Tram'd-Up Comedy took to the streets/rails of Bendigo, with Nick stepping up for his first stand up comedy gig. In the podcast today you'll hear how it went, find out what Nick's Secret Weapon was, and hear from Claire Hooper about the surprise star of the show.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Tram'd-Up Comedy, and Your Final CODEWORD

Nick has been getting sent DAILY newsletters from his Idol and would kinda prefer less thanks.

Plus, some of what you missed on the show:
Leaked Jokes
Weird things found in the car
Jules is considering public pooping
Not dead yet
Maz Compton talks about her new book "Last Drinks: How to Drink Less and Be Your Best"

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Newsletters and CODEWORDS

Nick witnesses something horrific on the train, and Producer Matt stands idly by (or at least says he would).

Still enjoying your long weekend? Here's some of the show you missed:
Jules' mum and the waiter.
Arnie is too clingy.
Kids lost in the Amazon.
Public speaking fails.
She did WHAT on the train?
Jules' 'old person' costume.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Public Shaming and CODEWORDS

Jules reveals that she has shockingly never seen Ghostbusters. Matt cleans for the weekend, and Nick is amazed at attractive people refusing to age.

Here's some of what you missed on today's show:
Prince Harry's Gap Year.
Not Quite The News, Bulletin.
Subtle Rich Traits.
Tights too tight.
Tram'd Up Comedy - Ticket giveaway.
Helen Schneider of ACCCE.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Ghostbusters and CODEWORDS

We launch a musical exposé into why Nickelback are so hated.

Plus, some of what you missed on the show:
Dave Hughes gives Nick comedy tips.
Do you sleep in separate beds?
Goats get put to work in Mildura.
Nick has a haunting night.
Tram'd Up Comedy - Ticket giveaway. 

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Nickelback and CODEWORDS

Join Toad, Nazi Nick, and Green Beans for today's show, as they speculate about AI, and meow along to some bangers.

Here's what you missed on today's show, as a fun lil' bonus:
Ross Noble gives Nick advice.
Siri drops the 'F' bomb.
Nick goes to (cold) therapy.
Should school run til 6pm?
Oui Oui Wednesdays (P!nk In Paris Quiz).

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Nicknames and CODEWORDS

Producer Matt has returned, and the team discuss when it's ok to invite a plus one to a wedding.

Here's what you missed form the show:
Jules' massage gun.
Nick's secret weapon for 'Tram'd Up Comedy'.
Influencer Mum.
Tram'd Up Comedy - Ticket Giveaway.
Claire Hooper gives comedy advice.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Matt's Back and CODEWORDS

When Producer Matt is away, Yellow Shoed Rohan will play. Rohan, a friend of the 'Nick & Jules' show jumps in to talk about his online shopping, and explains memory palaces as Nick attempts to learn his stand-up comedy routine for 'Tram'd Up Comedy'.

Plus, some of what you missed from this morning's show:
Tommy Little gives Nick stand-up advice.
Toilet seats at the A-League Grand Final.
Dr. Justin Coulson from Parental Guidance Season 2.
Letters from Jules.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Rohan's Online Shopping and CODEWORDS

Nick has started writing his set for Tram'd Up Comedy, and he doesn't know if any of the jokes are actually his. Jules is going to a gala (or a piss-up), and Matt jet sets.

Pluuuuuuuuus, stuff from another great show:
Reuben Solo joins the lineup for 'Tram'd Up Comedy'.
Taylor Swift fans are 'pee-their-pants excited.
What are you doing on the toilet (that isn't going to the toilet)?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Nick's Jokes and CODEWORDS

What does it take, to make you send food back when eating out? The big questions posited here.

Catch up on what you missed from the show as well:
Claire Hooper joins 'Tram'd Up Comedy'.
Men are peeing incorrectly.
Parents sue their son.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Sending Food Back and CODEWORDS

Nick is a big fan of Jules' blazer, and whilst that might sound like a joke - it is not. I promise Jules. The gang talks about their time working in community TV, and we dish a codeword to your hungry link 'P!nk In Paris' hearts.

Here's what else you missed:
Planning for Tram'd Up Comedy.
Swift induced amnesia.
Donating poo.
What did you do to get back at an ex?
High school pranks.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Jules' Blazer and CODEWORDS

Today's gestures are just as grand as the codeword - which can be found towards the end of today's podcast. Producer Matt goes international to express his feelings, Nick gets jealous in high school, and Jules gets excited for a game that Victoria doesn't are about.

Plus - woteva u mizzed frm da shw - I'm sorry..:
Peter gets something for free.
What did you do for love?
Planning for Nick's stand up comedy debut.
Melbourne club in trouble.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Grand Gestures and CODEWORDS

What is the French word for 'codeword'? What's the French term of 'bonjour'? I guess we'll never know. Today Nick tells us why he isn't going on a second date, and Jules lets people know why it's good news if they date her and break up.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Moving to Europe and CODEWORDS

A tech CEO has a new way to stay fit and healthy, and it is certainly unattainable, to say the least. BUT - it could spark a new trend in the health community.

Not to mention, everything you might have missed on the show:
Height surgery
Jules reads her email incorrectly.
Bezos' HOT BOD.
Have you seen a UFO?
Miley Cyrus and tour requests.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Blood Boys and CODEWORDS

Jules hates nature in its purest form, and one pub is under fire for charging a high fee for an Aussie classic.

If you're here for the codeword - it's in there, somewhere... PLUS the bits of the show you missed:
First ever "Alien" message.
Big Freeze Trial run.
Can't say 'Laksa', or 'AMBERLANZ'.
Animal handsomeness.
How much did the kid spend on the phone?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Plants, Fairy Bread and CODEWORDS

We delve into the social and financial repercussions of f**kboys. Jules has dealt with them, Nick and Producer Matt are scared they might have been them...

Plus, a CODEWORD for 'P!nk In Paris', PLUS whatever you missed from the show:
How protestors can win Nick over.
Thongs on the red carpet.
Repurposed car heaters.
Scott Phillips (The Motley Fool podcast) on 'Buy Now, Pay Later'.
What is the CORRECT way, to have a sausage in bread?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: F**kboys and CODEWORDS

The gang play 2 truths, 1 lie, and learn a bit about each other - even Jules' uncle gets in on the action. You'll also find the codeword for 'Pink in Paris' here as well - good luck to those trying to get over to Europe!

Off Air with Nick & Jules: 2 Truths, 1 Lie, and a CODEWORD!

Jules takes us into her dream journal We are aware that talking about dreams is boring, but she never remembers hers, so we made an exception. This will not be repeated.

AND! And, and... some of the show you missed:
Laundry basket thieves.
Letters from Jules.
The War Horse revealed.
What was your first email address?
The Oodie is not a goodie.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Jules' Dreams and Aldi Special Buys

HEADS UP - This pod gets a bit gross, with both poo and vomit chat. Done in as classy a way as possible, but still, it's there...

Stuff you missed from the show as well:
Nick gets the ultimate sign of respect from a charity spruiker.
The Pope takes a call.
Not Quite The News, Bulletin.
Can you track your kids?
What did you blame on the dog?
Lost in the sewers.

Off Air with Nick & Jules:  Nick's Bowels and Chilli Hands

The team get psychic, even after Producer Matt derails everything by not doing his homework. Nick reads the teams tarot cards, and Jules opens a huge book that seemingly, knows more about us than even we do.

Plus, of course, everything you missed from the show:
What did Jules find on her walk?
Golden Bachelors.
Victims of food theft come forward.
What did you get in your cereal? 

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Tarot Cards and Birthday Books

An influencer wedding has led to some awful menu items. Nick is afraid of a 30 foot Mario, and Jules' psyche cannot be tamed.

Plus, some of what you missed on the show:
Bucket lists and penises.
Nick financially irresponsible flirting.
School kid saves a busload of people.
Jules donates blood.
Were you school captain?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Weird Weddings and Dream Journals

Nick couldn't make the podcast recording today, so his mum stood in and recorded an episode today. Covering off on stolen goods to drama on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta", the team get more work done without the presence of Nick. Amen.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Nick's Mum Joins the Podcast

Nick blows the lid off the rigged Eurovision finals, and Jules takes us back to school when she lost the music prefect title to a more popular kid. Remember when teachers told us that being a school captain would look great on a resume? Turns out that might have been a lie.

Plus, all the stuff you missed from today's show:
Nick's brother's bad Mother's Day.
Expensive Space restaurant.
Letters from Jules.
What happened when you met the parents?
What were you banned from as a kid?

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Eurovision and School Captaincies are RIGGED!

To round out the week, here's what you missed on Friday:
Kid's weekend sports, and violence.
Get yourself a dumb old phone.
Jimmy & Nath and their new podcast.
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
Jules and her footy tipping.
Jules' mum, Marg, speaks on her battle with breast cancer.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 12th

Nick came awfully close to subjecting himself to a sleep based torture, and the team are impressed by some eating records. Guinness, if you're listening, please honour Nick's marshmallow based record. 

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Eating Records and Sleep Studies

Missed it? Now you can kiss(ed) it:
Cat Nanny.
Taylor Swift babies.
Nick's shower incident.
Beige flags.
What were you in the highschool play/musical?

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 11th

Producer Matt attends a production of everyone's favourite ogre. Nick dresses as a lion and gets intimate, Jules doesn't love American history.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Shrek: The High School Musical

Here you go, a steaming hot helping of what you missed today:
Robert DeNiro is a dad... again...
Budget update with James Lake.
Can Nick & Jules decipher your old phrase?
Nick's new toilet habit.
Best Hagglers of Victoria.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 10th

The team delve into the man, myth and legend Bryan Johnson who is aging in reverse. Nick tries not to compare himself to others, and Jules haggles with the best of them.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Staying young and Haggling

Can I interest you in some highlights of Nick & Jules in these trying times?
Impressive deli kid.
Fast & Jules-ious.
Jules goes Karen whilst haggling.
Are you addicted to a phone game?
Dr. Karl helps us survive being lost in the woods.
What conspiracy theory do you believe?
Lego Masters: Grand Master Champions, Scott and Owen.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 9th

The team take a trip down memory lane, and look back on their fave shows when they were kids. Nick wasted his time with a feature length film, Jules should have had more adult supervision, and Producer Matt reveals Rockos very modern job.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: The OC and Rockos Modern Life

Slept in on a cold, wet Monday? Here's some of the show to heat your soul:
Katy Perry at the coronation.
Adults addicted to phone games.
All you can eat Japanese.
Melbourne woman lost in the woods.
Letters from Jules.
Have you been catphished?

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 8th

The King gets his crown, and Jules would love to watch Die Hard. The team chats the coronation as the world turns its eyes to the UK, and Jules still hasn't seen many movies...

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Coronation and Christmas Movies

Missed it? Now you haven't:
Tommy Little.
Are you friends with an ex?
What should Nick get his sister for her engagement?
Dating Taylor Swift.
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
Nick is obsessed with a new iPhone game.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 5th

We dive into one of the weirder jobs, when Jules worked at the mysterious text messaging service 'Bongo', and review our interview with Tommy Little. For the full enjoyment of this pod, take a listen to the Tommy chat in the most recent 'Catch-up' podcast.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Tommy Little and Kangaroo Jack

Missed it? Not anymore:
Mother's Day Classic.
Retiring at 11 years old.
Memorable school trips.
Writer's strike.
Spiders in your ears.
The Coronation.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 4th

As requested last episode, Jules and Producer Matt share some embarrassing and traumatic memories from their time at school. There is a weird correlation between trauma and mysterious underwear. Nick overshares about something he hid from his parents, and Producer Matt learns the drinking culture of Victorian teens.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Skidmarks and Underwear

You missed a lot. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Catch up please:
QANTAS CEO & Vanessa Hudgens.
Memorable school trips.
Dryer vs. Mattress.
Fallout Boy and their latest Crynl.
Sweaty Lycra.
Expensive bananas.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 3rd

Nick delves deep into his past, Matt plays stick and hoop, and Jules helps the gang figure out what song is stuck in their heads.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: No TV and Childhood Trauma

On the off chance you weren't glued to your radio this morning, here is what you missed:
Board/card game house rules.
What song turns you on?
Accidental invites.
Royal Coronation album.
Jules meets the old tenants.
New York Rat Czar.
Jason Momoa gets his dong caught at the gym.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 2nd

The team pitch their billion dollar ideas, and Jules is playing the filed in attempt to secure a better deal from her gym.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Shark Tank and Playing Hard to Get

Big weekend? You dusty? Hydrate, and catch up on this morning's show:
Liz Ellis, winner of 'I'm A Celeb'.
Andy Allen, host of Master Chef kicks off a new season.
Letters from Jules.
MAFS Go Fund Me.
Screaming at the Coronation.

Catch-up with Nick & Jules: May 1st

The team discuss the difficulties of dating with your conjoined twin, and Matt and Jules teach Nick a thing or two about hair.

Off Air with Nick & Jules: Conjoined Twins and Bad Haircuts

Hey pal, here's what you missed:
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
Bendigo Art Gallery.
Seagull impressions.
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.
Jerry Springer.
The RnB Name Game.

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